Achievement Unlocked

We know it's hard, but you can do it! A word of advice however: There is this large glowing disk in the sky that is generally obscenely bright. Do not stare at it directly. It may cause permanent damage to your eyes, and prevent you from unlocking future achievements.

Fallen Gamepad

Please offer a moment of silence and pay tribute to the fallen gamepad! It's only right we show our appreciation for a tool of destruction that not only keeps the reflexes in our fingers sharp, but also provides countless hours of noob fraggin' pwnage!

Get A Life

Seriously buddy, get a life, you'll need it for the next level boss.

Headcrab Weapon

The Crowbar 3000, the ultimate in current anti-Headcrab technology. One swipe and you'll kill them all. Get yours today!

Human Circuit

It's only a matter of time till human augmentation becomes not only a reality, but a common practice. Until that time however, geeks like us can console ourselves with sweet t-shirts like this. Just cause you're a geek doesn't mean you can't be stylish!

I Ain't Afraid Of No Boo

Who you gonna call? Though admittedly he's almost too cuddly to zap.

My Lightsaber

We will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy our Jedi brothers, and don't buy this t-shirt.

Peek Into The Darkside

What would you do with the power? We feel a breeze in the Force.

Run R2

Our favorite little robot is in trouble! The only way to save him from the evil Empire is to buy this shirt and make all your friends jealous. Seriously.